FRENCH RESTAURANT OWNER EDGES TO TIKTOK PORN EVERYDAY AFTER BREAKFAST

Achim Shikongo from Texas City, TX, is a Sex Blogger and French Restaurant Owner, who believes the cure for the human male pattern baldness is hidden somewhere in the body of one of the most common insects – Cockroach. Achim along with a medical student friend of his, has been working on his dream to find a cure for the male pattern baldness. He believes they will be successful by 2023.

Achim agrees with the survey done in Finland in 1998, which concluded that straight men with moustache like to spank their women at least 3x more compared to the clean shaven straight men. Also, the survey concluded that straight men with moustache are more obsessed with buttocks of a woman than her breasts while the clean shaven straight men in general are more obsessed with a woman’s breasts compared to her buttocks. The survey also claimed that straight men with moustache liked to play with a woman’s waist more while the clean shaven straight men like to kiss their women more on the lips. The survey also concluded that to multiply the joy of kissing on the lips, clean shaven men prefer their women in the bed with a lipstick on while it is the opposite in case of the straight men with a moustache.

Achim didn’t believe the Alabama incest rumour/myth until he lived there himself. He had to live in Collinsville, Alabama, where he saw this neighbouring 47 year old Psychiatrist having a sexual affair with his own stepdaughter. She had the most beautiful curly hair, he writes. She looked a lot like the curly teen pornstar – Sabrina Spice.

Achim believes the study done in France in the year 2005 which concluded that Anarchists have a larger dick than the traditionalists and it is applicable globally.

Achim has a Swedish friend who is naturally low on testosterone levels. He once went under Testosterone Replacement Therapy on advice of his doctor, but didn’t see much progress. Once after he came back home from the office, he discovered his wife fucking 4 Muslim men. He first thought she was being raped, but later on, he discovered that they were thieves who came to steal. His wife offered them her pussy apart from the goods they came to steal. After investigation, it was discovered they were from Pakistan and each one had acted in the same Pakistani TV Series before they arrived to Sweden.

Every morning, Achim eats what he calls ‘The Libido Diet’ as his breakfast – 4 Mugs of Black Coffee with 6 Cups of Almonds, Apricots and Arabian Dates. He also edges 30 minutes every morning to Tiktok porn to increase his sexual stamina.

Achim claims weapons of mass destruction as powerful as the atomic bombs dripped in Hiroshima and Nagasaki can be created using a mixture of a man’s prostatic fluid and a woman’s squirts.

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